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Parfum Francais by ~Otana:iconOtana:



"Cap'n ..."

Not again ... Impatiently, she turned to face the first mate, her lips pursed tightly. "What?"

Twisting his cap between his hands nervously, his lazy eye darted to and fro. "The seas be dangerous tonight, ma'am. I think --"

"You are not paid to think, sailor. You are paid to keep your mouth shut and sail the ship."

Leaning forward, he hissed darkly, "but SHE'S here ..." His sour breath whistled between the gaps in his teeth as he leered anxiously.

"And which "she" is that?" She was growing impatient, though it was partly her own fault for hiring such a filthy crew of drunks on Halloween night. It was the best she could drag together at short notice, and she was beginning to grow weary of their superstitions and ghost stories.

"Marie Noir ..." He took a trembling swig from his hip flask and eyed the horizon. "T'was on this night, a mere decade ago ..." His lazy eye darted once more, then settled on her with a steady gaze.

She knew the legend well, of the crazed Canadian pirate who blew himself up to avoid the noose. "Halloween ghost stories are concocted for disobedient children and the weak of heart. I am neither." She leveled her gaze and fingered her cutlass. "Now, back to work, before I plank you."

With a nod and a bow, he loped back out of sight, through the fog.

Wait ... fog?

She frowned and looked up to see a dark shape creeping up ahead, breaking through the mist no more than a hundred feet away.

"OBSTACLE AHEAD! CHANGE COURSE!" Grabbing the wheel in a panic, she leaned on it with all her weight as the ship lurched with a groan, praying to whatever god she believed in that they could scrape by.

With growing horror, she watched it swing to match their turn.

"Scupper!" Gripping the wheel again, she leaned in the opposite direction, paling as the object up ahead did the same.

A maniacal laugh pealed through the air, the distinct form of a black merchant brig looming through the fog and headed right for them. Clenching her teeth, she closed her eyes tightly and braced for impact, knowing her cutter could barely stand a bump from such a vessel.

And yet it didn't come. Cracking one eye open, she saw that the ship was gone and the coast was once again clear.

Chuckling nervously, she turned to re-adjust the course only to watch in abject horror as the brig plowed straight into a cluster of rocks a half-mile behind them, the explosion causing not even a ripple in the water, the ghostly flames dancing tauntingly amongst the wreckage of the Marie Noir.

Dropping to her knees numbly, she swallowed hard as the fog slowly lifted, her crew limping out of the cabin just in time to see the flames die out, until nothing remained but a haunting memory and the cloying scent of French perfume.
©2008 ~Otana
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This was my entry for a "spooky story" Halloween contest for the MMORPG Yohoho! Puzzle Pirates. I got runner-up and won a sloop with a "spooky" name of my choice. Spooky Coelacanth's probably still docked somewhere in Diamond on Midnight.

The rules were that it had to feature pirates and be themed around the supernatural, with a 500 word limit (not counting author notes). The language is based around the swear and word filters in game in order to keep it kid friendly.

After hearing Great Big Sea's French Perfume on Shanty Raidio I was inspired. It's a haunting song, the lyrics are below.

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It's of a bold young smuggler
From Fortune he did sail
He rode the waves from St. Pierre
And never saw the jail

He filled her up with contraband
Perfume, smokes and rum
He hoped the fog was thick enough
To make another run

[Chorus:]
You can still see the sight
On a winter's night
Of his wake in the light of the moon
If the wind turns right
If you don't take fright
You can smell that French perfume

But the Mountie boat was waiting
As he crawled near Mortier Bay
And when they hit the spotlight
It was like the light of day

He didn't bring her head round
When they told him to heave to
He opened up the engines
And he ran for Spanish Room

[Chorus]

They said they heard him laughing
With the Mounties closing in
His engines screaming murder
And his face set in a grin

The seagulls started lifting
Like an angry banshee choir
He hit the rocks at 50 clicks
And the sky lit up with fire

It's of of a bold young smuggler
From Fortune he did sail
He rode the waves from St. Pierre
And he never saw the jail

And when it's cold and foggy
On the rocks near Spanish Room
They say you hear him laughing
And you smell that French perfume

[Chorus (2x)]
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